Parker: My God what a fantastically well lit hallway!
Phoebe: Can I get you something to drink? Like a water and Valium?
Parker: I must say this apartment, its, its, There are no words…
Phoebe: Oh thank God.
Parker: It's a haven. A third-floor paradise. A modern-day Eden in the midst…
Phoebe: Yeah? I know! I know! Uh huh? Listen why don't we just um, sit and relax? You know just be with each other. Quietly! ..
Parker: That sounds great. (Sits down) My God this is the most comfortable couch I've ever sat on in my entire life. (Bounces on couch)
Phoebe: Let's try something else, let's play a game.
Parker: I love games!
Phoebe: Shocking! Let's play the game of who can stay quiet the longest. (Giggles)
Parker: Or…Jenga.
Phoebe: But, let's play this one first. And remember whoever talks first loses!
(They sit back)
Parker: I lose, now Jenga.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Oh my God!
Parker: Is something wrong?
Phoebe: Wrong? Really? You know the word wrong. Everything isn't perfect? Everything isn't magical? Everything isn't a glow with the light of a million fairies? They were just brake lights, Parker! ..
Parker: Well, excuse me for putting a good spin on a traffic jam!
Phoebe: You don't have to put a good spin on everything.
Parker: I'm sorry that's who I am. I'm a positive person.
Phoebe: No! I am a positive person. You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid having a sex!
Parker: So what do you want me to do, you want me to be more negative, less happy?
Phoebe: Much less happy!
Parker: Fine! Well then to quote Ross, "I'd better be going."
Phoebe: So long! Don't let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! (He exits and she slams the door behind him.)
(There's a knock on door, and Phoebe opens it.)
Parker: Isn't this the most incredible fight you've ever had in your entire life?
Phoebe: Uh huh. (Closes door)
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Parker: My God what a fantastically well lit hallway! 세상에.. 정말 복도불빛이 환상적이군요..
Phoebe: Can I get you something to drink? Like a water and Valium? 마실 것좀 드릴까요? 아니면 신경안정제라도?
Parker: I must say this apartment, its, its, There are no words… 이 아파트는 정말.. 적당한 표현이 없군요..
Phoebe: Oh thank God. 하느님 감사합니다..
Parker: It's a haven. A third-floor paradise. A modern-day Eden in the midst… 하늘.. 3층낙원. 현세의 에덴동산
Phoebe: Yeah? I know! I know! Uh huh? Listen why don't we just um, sit and relax? You know just be with each other. Quietly! 알아요 안다구요.. 우리 여기 앉아서 좀 쉬어요..
Parker: That sounds great. (Sits down) My God this is the most comfortable couch I've ever sat on in my entire life. (Bounces on couch) 좋아요.. 세상에.. 이건 내평생 앉아본 소파중 가장 편안하네요..
Phoebe: Let's try something else, let's play a game. 우리 다른걸 좀 하죠.. 우리.. 게임해요..
Parker: I love games! 나 게임 좋아해요!!
Phoebe: Shocking! Let's play the game of who can stay quiet the longest. (Giggles) 어련하실라구요! 우리 누가 말안하고 오래버티나 게임해요.
Parker: Or…Jenga. 아니면.. Jenga 해요.
Phoebe: But, let's play this one first. And remember whoever talks first loses! 이거 먼저해요.. 잊지 말아요.. 먼저 말하는 사람이 지는거예요.
(They sit back)
Parker: I lose, now Jenga. 내가 졌어요.. Jenga 해요.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Oh my God! 세상에! 세상에!
Parker: Is something wrong? 뭐 잘못됐나요?
Phoebe: Wrong? Really? You know the word wrong. Everything isn't perfect? Everything isn't magical? Everything isn't a glow with the light of a million fairies? They were just brake lights, Parker! 잘못이라구요? 정말 그 단어를 알긴 한거예요? 모든게 완벽하지 않아요? 모든게 마법같지 않아요? 모든게 수백만 요정들이 내는 불빛같지 않냐구요? 그건 그냥 브레이크 등이었다구요..
Parker: Well, excuse me for putting a good spin on a traffic jam! 글쎄요.. 꽉막힌 도로에서 기분전환 하는거였는데..
Phoebe: You don't have to put a good spin on everything. 모든일에 기분전환할 필요는 없다구요..
Parker: I'm sorry that's who I am. I'm a positive person. 미안하지만 난 긍정적인 사람이예요..
Phoebe: No! I am a positive person. You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid having a sex! 아니요.. 긍정적인 사람은 나구요.. 당신은 우울증 치료제를 먹은 디즈니랜드의 산타같아요.. 그것도.. 사랑을 나누는..
Parker: So what do you want me to do, you want me to be more negative, less happy? 내가 어떻게 하길 바래요? 내가 좀 더 부정적이면 좋겠어요? 덜 행복했음 좋겠어요?
Phoebe: Much less happy! 훨씬 덜 행복했음해요..
Parker: Fine! Well then to quote Ross, "I'd better be going." 좋아요.. 로스의 말을 인용해야겠군요.. "이제 가봐야 겠어요"
Phoebe: So long! Don't let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! (He exits and she slams the door behind him.) 안녕히 가세요. 세상에서 가장 멋진 문에 당신 엉덩이 다치지 않게 조심해요.
(There's a knock on door, and Phoebe opens it.)
Parker: Isn't this the most incredible fight you've ever had in your entire life? 내 생애에서 가장 멋진 싸움이었어요..
