[Scene: Chandler and Monica's. Chandler's trying to open the closet with a bunch of tools. He hears the apartment door close and he stops.]
Chandler: I wasn't trying to open your closet!! I wasn't trying to open your closet!!
(It's just Joey.)
Joey: Wow. Monica runs a pretty tight shift around here, doesn't she? What are you doing?
Chandler: Monica has a secret closet and she won't let me see what's in it.
Joey: Why?
Chandler: I don't know!! I don't know what she could possibly be hiding in there that I can't see!!!
Joey: I don't know. Ooh. I bet it's Richard.
Chandler: Why would Monica be keeping Richard in here?
Joey: Off the top of my head, uh, maybe she's having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake, Richard being the too. Or!
Chandler: Oh man, here we go.
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was this door and nobody knew what was behind it. They finally got it open and millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out. They feasted on human flesh! You know, it wouldn't kill you to respect your wife's privacy!
(He leaves.) (Cut to Joey and Rachel's. Joey enters.)
Joey: Stupid closet full of bugs! (He bolts the door.)
Rachel: Joey, Joey, something feels weird and not good-weird. Whoa!!!
Joey: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, do not worry. When my sisters were pregnant, they got every weird feeling in the book. It's nothing.
Rachel: Really?
Joey: Absolutely. But we're going to stop at the hospital just to make sure, ok? I'll call Ross on the way.
Rachel: Oh God. (he helps her up) Ow!!
Joey: Rach, Rach, look at me. Everything's going to be fine. Trust me. Come on. Take my hand. (she gets up) There you go. Ow!! Crushing bones!! Oh good thing we're going to a hospital!
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[Scene: Chandler and Monica's. Chandler's trying to open the closet with a bunch of tools. He hears the apartment door close and he stops.] 첸들러와 모니카의 집. 첸들러가 몇가지 공구들로 벽장을 열러 시도하고 있다. 집 문 닫는 소리를 듣고는 열던걸 멈춘다
Chandler: I wasn't trying to open your closet!! I wasn't trying to open your closet!! 나 자기 벽장 열려고 한거 아니야!! 나 벽장 열려고 한거 아니당!! (It's just Joey.) ( 근데 알고보니 조이인 것이다)
Joey: Wow. Monica runs a pretty tight shift around here, doesn't she? What are you doing? 와우. 모니카가 군기한번 바짝 들여구만 그래? 머하고 있냐?
Chandler: Monica has a secret closet and she won't let me see what's in it. 모니카 비밀 벽장이 있는데 안에 머가 있는지 나 못보게 하잖아 글쎄
Joey: Why? 왜?
Chandler: I don't know!! I don't know what she could possibly be hiding in there that I can't see!!! 나도 몰라!! 안에 내가 볼 수 없는 그 무언가 숨길만한 것이 먼지 알수가 있어야지!!!
Joey: I don't know. Ooh. I bet it's Richard. 나도 모르겠다. 아. 리처드 임에 틀림없다
Chandler: Why would Monica be keeping Richard in here? 모니카가 왜 저안에 리처드를 숨겨놓겠냐?
Joey: Off the top of my head, uh, maybe she's having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake, Richard being the too. Or! 금방 생각해 낸건데, 어, 아마 모니카가 케잌이 있는데 그걸 먹고도 있고. 너도 먹고, 리처드도 먹고 있고말야. 그런거 아니면!
Chandler: Oh man, here we go. 이런 망할넘, 주접 또 시작이군
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was this door and nobody knew what was behind it. They finally got it open and millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out. They feasted on human flesh! You know, it wouldn't kill you to respect your wife's privacy! 내가 영화를 봤는데 말야 그 영화에서 이런 문이 있었는데 아무도 그안에 머가 있는지 몰라. 그래서 마침내 그 문을 열었는데 수백만마리 벌레들이 쏟아져 나온거야. 그 벌레들이 사람들 살을 뜯어 먹으며 파티를 열고 난리가 난거지! 너 아냐, 니 마누라 프라이버시 존중하면 넌 해 없을거야! (He leaves.) ( 그가 물러간다) (Cut to Joey and Rachel's. Joey enters.) ( 조이와 레이첼의 집. 조이가 등장한다)
Joey: Stupid closet full of bugs! 벌레들이 우굴거리는 벽장 증말 짜증나네! (He bolts the door.) ( 그가 문의 빗장을 걸어 잠근다)
Rachel: Joey, Joey, something feels weird and not good-weird. Whoa!!! 조이야, 조이야, 먼가 이상해 아냐 이상한게 아니구. 엄마야!!!
Joey: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, do not worry. When my sisters were pregnant, they got every weird feeling in the book. It's nothing. 오우, 가만, 가만, 가만 있어봐, 불안해 하지 말고. 우리 누나들 임신 했을때, 책에 나온것처럼 이상한 기분 가졌었는데 말야. 그거 아무것도 아냐
Rachel: Really? 증말이니?
Joey: Absolutely. But we're going to stop at the hospital just to make sure, ok? I'll call Ross on the way. 그렇고 말고. 우리 병원가서 무슨일인지 확인 해보자구, 알았지? 내가 가면서 로스한테 연락할게
Rachel: Oh God. (he helps her up) Ow!! 엄마야 ( 그가 그녀가 일어나는걸 도와준다) 옴마!!
Joey: Rach, Rach, look at me. Everything's going to be fine. Trust me. Come on. Take my hand. (she gets up) There you go. Ow!! Crushing bones!! Oh good thing we're going to a hospital! 레이첼, 레이첼 나봐. 아무일 없을거야. 날 믿어. 자. 내 손잡아( 그녀가 일어난다) 자 간다. 아우!! 뼈 바스러진다!! 자 병원간다!!
