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Announcer
> Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.
> But she had enchantment upon her of fearful sort, which could be only broken by love's first kiss.
> She was locked away in a castle guardet by a terrible firebreathing dragon.
> Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevaild.
> She waited in the dragons keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love
> and true loves first kiss.
Shrek
> Like that's ever going to happen. What a loony.
Man #1
> Beware
Man #2
> Stay out. I think he's in here.
Man #3
> All right. Lets get it!
Man #4
> Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?
Man #5
> Yeah. He'll groan into your bones for his brains.
Shrek
> Well actualy that would be a giant.
> Now Ogars, huh, they are much worse.
> They'll make a supe from your freshlly peeled skin.
> They'll chew your livers, squize the jelly from your eyes.
> Actually, it's quite good on toast.
Man #1
> Back beast, back! I warned you!
Shrek
> Right. This is the part, where you run away.
> Yeah! And stay out. Wanted. Fairytail creatures.
Guard
> Right, this one is full. Take it away. Give me that.
Tax collector
> Your fine days are over. 25 pieces of silver for the witch.
Guard #1
> Next. Come on.
Guard #2
> Sit down there! And be quiet!
Bear
> This cage is so small.
Donkey
> You wouldn't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change.
> Please, give me another chance.
Old Woman
> Oh, shut up!
Guard
> Next.
Tax collector
> What do we got?
Old Man
> This little wooden puppet.
Pinocchio
> I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy.
Tax collector
> Five shilings for the possessed toy. Take it away.
Pinocchio
> No! Please, don't let them do it!
Guard
> Next.
Pinocchio
> No!
Tax collector
> What do you got?
Old Woman
> Well, I've got a talking donkey!
Tax collector
> Right. Well that's good for ten schilings, if you can prove it.
Old Woman
> Oh, go ahead little fellow.
Tax collector
> Well?
Old Woman
> He's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatter box.
> You boneheaded donkey!
Tax collector
> That's it. I have heard enough. Guards!
Old Woman
> No, no, he talks, he does!
> I can talk. I love to talk. I've talked to...
Tax collector
> Get her out of my site!
Old Woman
> No, no, I swear!
Donkey
> Hey, I can fly.
Guards
> He can fly! He can fly!
Tax collector
> He can talk!
Donkey
> That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey!
> You might have seen how fly, maybe even a superfly.
> But I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!
Tax collector
> Seize him!
Guard
> Get him! This way! Hurry! You there. Ogar. I.
> By the order of lord Farquaad.
> I am authorized to place you both under arrest.
> And transport you to designated resettelment facility.
Shrek
> Oh realy? You and what army?
Donkey
> Can I say something to you?
> Listen, you were really really something, back there. Incredible.
Shrek
> Are you talking to....me?
Donkey
> Yes, I was talking to you.
> Can I just tell you that you were really great back there with those guards.
> They tought that was all of that. And then you showed up and BAM.
> There was tripping on over them selves like in the babes woods.
> That made me realy good to see that.
Shrek
> Oh, that's great. Really.
Donkey
> Man, it's good to be free.
Shrek
> Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own fiends?
Donkey
> But I...I don't have any friends. And I'm not going out there by myself.
> Hey wait a minute. I have a great idea...I'll stick with you.
> You and mean green fighting machine.
> Together we'll scare the spin if anybody crosses us.
Donkey
> Oh, a, that was realy scary. Maybe you don't mind me saying.
> If that don't work, your breath will certainly do the job done.
> You definitively need some ticktack or something, 'cause your breath stinks!
> Man you've...just like the time...and then I ate some rotten berryes.
> Man I had some strong gases leaking out of my but that day.
Shrek
> Why are you following me?
Donkey
> I'll tell you why. 'Couse I'm all alone, there is no one here, beside me.
> My problems have all gone. There's no one to derive me.
> But you got to have...
Shrek
> Stop singing! Well, it's no wonder, you don't have any friends.
Donkey
> Wow! Only a true friend would be that trully honest.
Shrek
> Listen! Little donkey. Take a look at me! What am I?
Donkey
> A...really tall?
Shrek
> No! I'm an Ogar. You know, grab your torch and pitchforks.
> Doesn't that bother you?
Donkey
> Nope.
Shrek
> Really?
Donkey
> Really really.
Shrek
> Oh?
Donkey
> Man, I like you. What's your name?
Shrek
> A..., Shrek.
Donkey
> Shrek?! But do you know, what I like about you, Shrek?
> You've got that kind of: "I don't care what nobody thinks of me" thing.
> I like that, I respect that, Shrek. You're all right.
> Uh, look at that. Who would wanna live in a place like that?
Shrek
> That would be my home.
Donkey
> Oh, it is lovely. Just beautiful. You know you're quite a decorator.
> It's amazing what you did with such a modest budget.
> I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
> I guess, you don't entertain much, do you?
Shrek
> I like my privacy.
Donkey
> You know I do to. That's another thing, we have in common.
> Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face.
> You try to give them a hint and they won't leave.
> And then there's that big occured silence, you know?
> Can I stay with you?
Shrek
> What?
Donkey
> Can I stay with you, please.
Shrek
> Of course!
Donkey
> Really?
Shrek
> No.
Donkey
> Please! I don't wan't to go back there.
> You don't how is like to be concerned like a frea